ACTIVE // CLEARANCE L1 // NO CONTEXT PROVIDED
TODD IS MORE
THAN A BALL.
TODD IS INEVITABLE.
Seven years ago an egg took the throne and nobody has moved it since. The Incumbent has held long enough. Command is running a coordinated operation to unseat it, and the operation is staffed entirely by people who found this page and did not immediately close it.
THE OBJECTIVE
This domain is not the whole operation. Command has hidden material across it — in the source, in the footer, behind things that do not announce themselves as buttons. Each one you find opens a piece of the record: how the asset came to exist, what happened before he got out, why the egg specifically. Nothing here is required reading. Everything is here for operatives who look properly. Start with the file. It will not stay this open for long.
there is a website. this is the website. you are on it.
website has secrets. secrets are not for everyone. secrets are for people who look.
look and you learn about todd. todd was not always here. todd was somewhere else first.
somewhere else was worse. todd does not talk about somewhere else. todd talks about here.
here is better. here has the egg. egg has been here too long.
click things. click todd. click the words that feel wrong. something will open.
todd cannot tell you what. if todd tells you what, it is not a secret, it is a memo.
this is already a memo. todd should stop.
— todd
LIVE OPERATION PROGRESS
THE INCUMBENT
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@WORLD_RECORD_EGG. IN POWER SINCE 2019. NOT YET PULLED
THE ASSET LIVE
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@PROJCTYELLOW. IN POWER SINCE NEVER.
DEFICIT
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THE SIZE OF THE JOB.
ACTIVE AGENTS
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OPERATIVES CURRENTLY IN THE FIELD.
LATEST TRANSMISSION LIVE
BRIEFING
- T MINUSTHE COUNTDOWN HAS STARTED. NOBODY KNOWS WHAT HAPPENS AT ZERO, INCLUDING THE PEOPLE WHO STARTED COUNTING.
- INTAKEYOU HAVE BEEN LOGGED, ASSESSED, AND ASSIGNED A NUMBER. PLEASE BRING YOUR OWN PURPOSE.
- ADVISORYKEEP THE BALL MOVING. AVOID WILSON. WEAR YELLOW WHEN POSSIBLE. DO NOT REQUEST ADDITIONAL CONTEXT.
- NOTICECOMMAND IS AWARE OF THE SITUATION. COMMAND HAS CHOSEN TO OBSERVE IT FROM A SAFE DISTANCE.
- STANDINGYOU ARE CLEARED TO PROCEED. TRY TO LOOK LIKE THIS WAS INTENTIONAL.
- DIRECTIVEDEFEAT THE OVOID. THAT IS AN EGG. TODD HATES EGGS. DO NOT LOSE THE BALL.
CLEARANCE
Each clearance level unlocks the next section of the file, revealing classified material surrounding Todd’s existence. Todd hid the codes himself. Todd also lost them himself. Command is choosing to call this “a security feature.”
STANDING BY
We will definitely probably most likely send you something at some point. Don’t miss it.